THE SUSPECTS
Stan the Man the Dirty Pirate
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The first suspect, Stan the Man the Dirty Pirate, was found
roaming the park aimlessly in search of “his booty”. He was the one who had first found the body early that morning. He is the closest to a witness that the police have, as it seems there were no others who knew of the murder before this suspect reported it.
He does not own any guns(other than a spray-painted nerf pistol). His shoe size is 11, and he always wears boots. A drug test revealed he was not on anything, though he does have many mental disorders, and could easily snap if provoked.
roaming the park aimlessly in search of “his booty”. He was the one who had first found the body early that morning. He is the closest to a witness that the police have, as it seems there were no others who knew of the murder before this suspect reported it.
He does not own any guns(other than a spray-painted nerf pistol). His shoe size is 11, and he always wears boots. A drug test revealed he was not on anything, though he does have many mental disorders, and could easily snap if provoked.
Marshall Payne
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Suspect number two was a Vietnam War veteran. Although there was no direct evidence linking him to the crime, his motive was quite clear. He was extremely racist against the Vietnamese and suffered from PTSD, He constantly bragged about killing all the “nammies”.
He still keeps a war-battered rifle as a memento, which still works and can shoot accurately. His shoe size is 10, normally combat boots or tennis shoes. He is taking medication for his PTSD, but it's all perscription.
He still keeps a war-battered rifle as a memento, which still works and can shoot accurately. His shoe size is 10, normally combat boots or tennis shoes. He is taking medication for his PTSD, but it's all perscription.
Seth Green
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The third suspect, a thug named Seth Green, ran into the victim
the night before after getting into a gang fight, threatning him. But, later
that night, instead of the usual crack or heroin, the thug decided to try DMT, a powerful hallucinogen. This caused the former hoodlum to have realizations about the universe and he became a Buddhist later that night.
He owns a Magnum and an S&W pistol. His shoe size is 9 1/2, sneakers. He obviously is taking drugs, and admits it. Quick to anger, he is a dangerous criminal on parole for mostly robbery and assault.
the night before after getting into a gang fight, threatning him. But, later
that night, instead of the usual crack or heroin, the thug decided to try DMT, a powerful hallucinogen. This caused the former hoodlum to have realizations about the universe and he became a Buddhist later that night.
He owns a Magnum and an S&W pistol. His shoe size is 9 1/2, sneakers. He obviously is taking drugs, and admits it. Quick to anger, he is a dangerous criminal on parole for mostly robbery and assault.
Bill from Accounting
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The fourth suspect, Bill from Accounting, was by far the most
normal of the bunch at a glance, as there was nothing obscure or incriminating about him; he had a steady job, a 401k plan, a wife, and young children. But his story began to become sketchy when his wife was asked about his whereabouts on the night of the crime and she didn’t know. Bill had told the police he was at home with his family the night of the crime.
He owns no guns and has a shoe size of 9, normally dress shoes, though he wears tennis shoes when he goes hiking or out for a walk with his kids. He has never done any drugs in his life. Though his father's side of the family has had a few mental disorders, he appears to have none, and is fairly healthy.
normal of the bunch at a glance, as there was nothing obscure or incriminating about him; he had a steady job, a 401k plan, a wife, and young children. But his story began to become sketchy when his wife was asked about his whereabouts on the night of the crime and she didn’t know. Bill had told the police he was at home with his family the night of the crime.
He owns no guns and has a shoe size of 9, normally dress shoes, though he wears tennis shoes when he goes hiking or out for a walk with his kids. He has never done any drugs in his life. Though his father's side of the family has had a few mental disorders, he appears to have none, and is fairly healthy.
Shino Beatle
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The fifth suspect was a little bit creepier than the others. He had a face that was almost impossible to look at for more than a few seconds, constantly wore a childish looking bee hat, and was absolutely fascinated with bugs. When asked about the crime he insisted he was not guilty because “Buzz Buzz Buzz.” Although this may have been a valid alibi, the police could not overlook him. The species of the bees that the bug lover collected were the same exact kind fiund at the crime, carpenter bees. This interested the police because this species was rare and not native to the area.
He doesn't own any guns, and his shoe size is 10, mostly sneakers. Though he doesn't take any drugs, while he was training his bees he had his fair share of toxins from bee stings get into his system.
He doesn't own any guns, and his shoe size is 10, mostly sneakers. Though he doesn't take any drugs, while he was training his bees he had his fair share of toxins from bee stings get into his system.
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